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Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Haven’t we all
one of my neighbors growing up had this pathway that was surrounded by cacti and I used to ride my bike around it.. and even though I would fall into the cactus I would still ride that path… I probably fell on their cacti like 20ish times…
Crew expendable. Alien (1979)
IM CRYING BC THE ACCURACY HITS DEEP
i love it when guys talk about their ex’s cuz they always say something stupid like “she left me for someone she could easily manipulate”
and im just cracking up because your so fucking bitter
Luna is an angel and the best character in the Zero Escape franchise ok.
I wanted all the endings so I had to betray luna twice and man was it hard Dx
Harley is a gift from God.
This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!
Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;
The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.
how do you even hair?
I think after so many years I should just give up on the idea of looking nice
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
I’ll take care of her. You can trust me.
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- finally something not filled with hate towards sara
- you fucking cunts